Christian singing duo Jeremiah Smallchild and Gideon Lamb, aka "God's Pottery," didn't just leap onto the comedy scene – they strummed, jigged, and joked their way on. In 2008, the surprisingly straight-faced singers captured the attention of millions on NBC's Last Comic Standing with hits such as "The Pants Come Off, When the Ring Goes On" and "Jesus, I Need a Drink." Now this hit comedy duo is bringing their humor so more can enjoy it in WHAT WOULD GOD'S POTTERY DO?: The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Your Teens and/or Being Successful! (A Three Rivers Press Original; September 2009). Read on . . . 

WHAT WOULD GOD'S POTTERY DO? is a teen survival guide for the Youth of Today. Through a combination of essays, diagrams, photo-journals, flow-charts, illustrations and choose-your-own-adventure, Gideon and Jeremiah attempt to steer adolescents in the right direction. They've poured their unique blend of art/comedy, people skills, and Biblical know-how into every page.

And just because they always have smiles on their face, doesn't mean they won't take on the really tough issues, and they do so without any "Holier than thou" sentiment. WHAT WOULD GOD'S POTTERY DO? is not just for Christians, as Jeremiah and Gideon root their advice in common experiences that plague all adolescents, such as:

- "Silent Killers" – (bullying, acne, deafness)
- The internet ("Respect Your Cyberspace!")
- Common temptations (High-sugar snacks, premarital intercourse, drugs)

Bob Dylan once sang, "Life is a highway...I want to ride it all night long." Jeremiah and Gideon know that the Youth want to ride that highway too, but until Jesus returns, they're going to need a chaperone! Who better than God's Pottery?

You can visit them online at www.godspottery.com

Praise for God's Pottery

"What Would God's Pottery Do? has opened my eyes to many of today's hot issues. Who knew The Theory of Evolution had so many holes?"—Janeane Garofalo

"Heavenly. The combination of dark comedy and joyful sincerity works wonders."—Times of London

"The satire is spot on. Hilarious and razor-sharp."—The Telegraph

"Brilliantly preformed and observed, physically and ideologically."—The Herald